Cat Joke 001 from Virtual Scotland

It's Christmas Eve.

Kenny walks into his local bar and orders a beer and a shot of whisky.

The barman gives Kenny his beer and whisky.

Kenny drinks his beer but pours the whisky into his shirt pocket.

Kenny orders another beer and whisky, drinks the beer and again pours whisky into his pocket.

The barman says, "Look, Mac, it's Christmas Eve, and I know we're both depressed, and I certainly don't mean to bug you, but my curiosity is killing me.

Why do you keep pouring the whisky into your top pocket?"

Kenny says, "It's none of your damn business! And if you be givin' me a hard time, I'll be breakin yer face!"

A mouse pops out of Kenny's shirt pocket and says, "And that goes for your stupid cat , too!"

:-)

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