Scottish Joke 0001
A large Texan tourist wearing an extra large cowboy hat decided to visit a highland farm to view some highland cattle with a view to purchase a breeding bull. The farmer, who found the Texan's attire rather amusing, took him to his field. Looking out across the fields the Texan enquired,
"How many acres have you have?".
"Two thousand," replied the farmer proudly.
"Is that all?, replied the Texan rudely, "I can get in my car and drive all day and still not reach my boundary fence."
"Oh dear" replied the farmer sympathetically, "I once had a car like that."