Scottish Joke 0003
Horse buyer: Is this horse for sale?
Seller: Aye, that's why he's here.
Buyer: How much?
Seller: Fifty pounds.
Buyer: Hmmm. Has he any faults.
Seller: He only has two faults, to be honest.
Buyer: What are they?
Seller: I'll tell what I'll do - I'll tell you the one fault now, and the other when you've paid your money.
Buyer: Well then, tell me the first fault.
Seller: When he's loose in the field he's a devil to catch.
Buyer: Oh, that's not so bad. I'll take him.
Here's your money. And now, what's the second fault he's got?
Seller: When you've caught him, he's no good for anything.