Blonde Joke 002 (Medical) from Virtual Scotland

A blonde was listening to here walkman while waiting for her flight. As she walked through the scanner she kept it on her head. Of course the alrms rang and the lights flashed but the silly blonde just shrugged her shoulders. The security guard notices the walkman and signals to the blonde to remove it but the silly blonde just shakes here head .

The security guard, getting rather frustrated, shouts "Madam, please remove your personal stereo and walk through the scanner again, please".

The blonde, looking rather alarmed shouts back "I can't remove it, I'll die".

The security guard, now rather amused, repeats his request but the blonde replies again that she can not remove her walkman as she will die.

The waiting passengers start getting impatient and the security guard, now getting frustrated and annoyed, snatches the walkman from the blondes head and throws it to the floor. Within seconds of the headset being removed the blonde falls to the floor, rolls about a little and then lies lifeless.

A doctor rushes forward and confirms that the blonde is in fact DEAD.

The security guard, now alarmed and upset, picks up the walkman to listen and hears a calm voice repeating "Breathe in, 1, 2, 3, Breathe out, 1, 2, 3, "

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