Elephant Jokes from Virtual Scotland

Elephant Joke 001

How do you get elephants to go into a Mini Cooper?
Tell them there's custard in there

Elephant Joke 002

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.

Elephant Joke 003

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires
Why do Elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks

Elephant Joke 004

Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
To hide upside down in bowls of custard
Have you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard?
Then it must work

Elephant Joke 005

How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?
Yellow footprints in the egg tray

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