Penguin Jokes from Virtual Scotland

Penguin Joke 001

A penguin walks into a bar and says to to the barman "Have you seen my brother?"

The barman replies "No, what does he look like?

Penguin Joke 002

A drunk rabbit goes through a wood.

He bumps into a tree, and says, "Oh, i'm sorry".

He goes farther, and bumps into another tree, and says, "I'm sorry... i'm sorry..."

Then he sits on the ground and says to himself "I better sit here a moment and wait till those fools pass by...

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