Scottish Joke 0002
An Australian sheep shearer entered a bar and stood beside a rather inebriated Scotsman.
"Where are you from, pal?" enquired the Scotsman, after they had been chatting for a while.
"I'm from the finest country in the whole wide world," replied the Australian rather boastfully.
"Are you?" said the Scotsman rather surprised. "You've a damn funny accent for a Scotsman."
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