Scottish Joke 0011
A Scots sailor was shipwrecked and washed ashore on a tropical island. As he opened his eyes and gazed around, he saw a lovely young woman wearing only a grass skirt.
Are you hungry?" she murmured.
"Very," he groaned. She reached into a little bag woven from palm leaves and brought out a pie and chips wrapped in the previous day's Evening News and still hot. He ate with gusto.
'Are you thirsty?"
"Very," he groaned, more hopefully. From the little bag she produced a bottle of fine old single malt whisky, and he took a long, contented swig.
And now," she said, nestling against him, "how would you like to play around?"
The Scotsman sat up in delighted amazement. "Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there!" he cried.
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