Scottish Joke 0016
Two great football fanatics, Andy and Stevie, were discussing the chances of football being played in Heaven. They couldn't see how any self-respecting Heaven would not have football – but yet, they weren't quite sure. Finally they agreed that the one who died first would come back and tell the other if they played football in Heaven or not.
Not long afterwards, Andy was run over by a bus and killed. On the night after the funeral, when Stevie was asleep, a vision of Andy appeared to him. Andy was wearing a long white robe, but Stevie noticed immediately that he had football boots on.
"So they do play football there!" he exclaimed, sitting up in bed.
"Yes," said the vision. But do you want the good news first or the bad news?"
"Oh, the good news."
"The good news is they have the most fantastic football sides here. There's more footballers here than you might think. And the angels love the game too. We play in the Heavenly League." "Well, that's great," said Stevie. "What can the bad news be?"
"The bad news is I saw your name on the board for next Sunday's game."
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